RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious.
March 2, 2015 at 11:22 am
(This post was last modified: March 2, 2015 at 11:23 am by Brian37.)
(March 2, 2015 at 11:07 am)Chad32 Wrote:(March 2, 2015 at 10:26 am)Brian37 Wrote: Just a bit of superfluous venting here.
HEY FOOD COMPANIES! I really would like to know why you fucking think chewing, crunching and gulping noises will make me want to buy your product? No one sells toilet paper with sound effects. It doesn't make me want to buy your product, it makes me want to throw a brick at my TV!
Maybe because they haven't invented a device that lets you taste things through your TV?
Not at all. I admit is is my own personal bugaboo. My mom used to smack me as a kid if I chewed with my mouth open, or burped or farted. I think that aversion to body noises comes from my mom trying to raise me with "manors".
(March 2, 2015 at 11:17 am)dyresand Wrote: when i see bacon on tv
That is not a body noise, that is a cooking noise.
