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I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
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RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
March 5, 2015 at 3:55 am (This post was last modified: March 5, 2015 at 3:59 am by Alex K.)
(March 5, 2015 at 3:32 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: And if they're on my porch, "what are you doing here?" will put them on their heels.

If I were in Texas, I'd stay the hell off people's porches. On the other hand, maybe getting shot while witnessing earns you a free ticket to heaven...
(March 4, 2015 at 10:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:because she looked like a 70 year old grandmother.

All that means is that she's probably been pissing people off for a long, long time.

I recently had a variation of that. We'd live on the 4th floor, and when the doorbell rang, a well-groomed mid 20s guy in a suit was standing there, explaining that his colleague would be there any second. A minute later a completely out of breath 80yo lady came up the stairs behind him. I guess at this point I was supposed to feel sorry for the old one and let the snappy dresser in with her to offer them tea. Alas, me saying I was a super-hardcore atheist sent them both straight back down.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses

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I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by KUSA - March 4, 2015 at 8:50 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Dystopia - March 4, 2015 at 9:08 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by abaris - March 4, 2015 at 9:30 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 4, 2015 at 9:50 pm
I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by KUSA - March 4, 2015 at 9:54 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 4, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by The Valkyrie - March 4, 2015 at 10:46 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 5, 2015 at 12:41 am
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by IATIA - March 4, 2015 at 9:58 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Minimalist - March 4, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by CapnAwesome - March 4, 2015 at 10:01 pm
I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by KUSA - March 4, 2015 at 10:44 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by AFTT47 - March 4, 2015 at 11:43 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Minimalist - March 5, 2015 at 3:13 am
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Alex K - March 5, 2015 at 3:55 am
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by ManMachine - March 5, 2015 at 4:32 am
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by robvalue - March 5, 2015 at 4:53 am
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Jenny A - March 5, 2015 at 12:14 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 5, 2015 at 12:19 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Jenny A - March 5, 2015 at 12:26 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 5, 2015 at 12:30 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by robvalue - March 5, 2015 at 12:46 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 5, 2015 at 1:16 pm
I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by KUSA - March 5, 2015 at 4:25 pm

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