Proof we Live in a Simulation

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The speed of light thing is a dead giveaway.

Oh noes! The simulation can't cope with a number bigger than that or update quick enough! But what if something going 3/4 speed of light hits something else going 3/4 speed of light in the other direction? Buffer overflow! Relative speed still just one c. What the fucking arse wank is up with that. It's 1.5c go get the upgrade you twats, that little flashing icon at the bottom. You're killing us here. How will we ever get to the other end of the Galaxy with your crappy engine?

And quantum mechanics! Uhh... Yeah.... We don't have enough memory to like store every position and speed and stuff, so we wait until they measure a particular bit, then make it up. The rest of it we just sort of hope they don't look too closely.

It's a simulation, we're a digital nightmare.