RE: When Your Kids Make You Feel Old
March 13, 2015 at 11:29 am
(This post was last modified: March 13, 2015 at 11:30 am by SteelCurtain.)
Things that make me feel old:
Using 4 of these to install Doom.
Going to Sam Goody in the mall to buy music in a longbox.
Talking with someone about the feeling of utter triumph when you were trying to get on AOL at peak hours and you fucking did. You fucking did! 28.8k baby! The blank stare breaks my heart.
When kids these days don't relate to:
The smell of a Koosh ball.
The sound of a dialup modem.
Cleaning the schmegma out of a mouse with a ball.
Fucking scantrons at school.
Not going with the man and using the foil hole on the Capri sun. Flip that bitch and punch it through the bottom.
Using 4 of these to install Doom.
Going to Sam Goody in the mall to buy music in a longbox.
Talking with someone about the feeling of utter triumph when you were trying to get on AOL at peak hours and you fucking did. You fucking did! 28.8k baby! The blank stare breaks my heart.
When kids these days don't relate to:
The smell of a Koosh ball.
The sound of a dialup modem.
Cleaning the schmegma out of a mouse with a ball.
Fucking scantrons at school.
Not going with the man and using the foil hole on the Capri sun. Flip that bitch and punch it through the bottom.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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