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How can we make adults believe in Santa?
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RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa?
(March 21, 2015 at 4:54 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(March 20, 2015 at 7:40 pm)watchamadoodle Wrote: I've been wondering why Santa belief disappears but religious belief doesn't. What would we need to do to turn Santa belief into a religion that could compete with Christianity, Islam, etc.?

Here are a few changes that might help:
(1) The real-life gifts on Christmas need to change, because that is too easy to falsify. Either the gifts need to be invisible, or the gifts need to arrive at unpredictable times as random good fortunes. If you have not been naughty, but you still are not receiving gifts, then you simply don't appreciate the gifts that you are getting, and that is very naughty. That explains why you are not getting gifts.
(2) The cookies and milk need to change. Every Christmas Eve, the Santa believers consume a cookie and drink some milk with the assurance that Santa will share this snack with them in spirit.
(3) Santa needs a hell that depends on belief. If you stop believing in Santa, then you will remain on the naughty list until you repent of your unbelief. If you never repent, then you will burn forever in Santa's cookie oven.

Thinking

I believe in certain parts of the world santa has a helper who beats bad children.

Maybe that can be expanded on.

Yes, the religion needs an anti Santa to explain all the bad things that happen
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RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Nope - March 20, 2015 at 7:52 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by c172 - March 20, 2015 at 8:14 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by IATIA - March 21, 2015 at 3:30 am
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by daver49 - March 20, 2015 at 8:21 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Cato - March 20, 2015 at 8:49 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Exian - March 20, 2015 at 8:36 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Nope - March 21, 2015 at 9:14 am
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by daver49 - March 21, 2015 at 11:49 am
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Nope - March 21, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by robvalue - March 21, 2015 at 11:47 am
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Joods - March 23, 2015 at 1:16 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by daver49 - March 23, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Chad32 - March 21, 2015 at 12:13 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Smaug - March 23, 2015 at 6:11 am
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by h4ym4n - March 23, 2015 at 6:58 am
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by daver49 - March 23, 2015 at 12:49 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Joods - March 23, 2015 at 2:33 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by daver49 - March 23, 2015 at 2:43 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Chad32 - March 23, 2015 at 2:53 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Chad32 - March 23, 2015 at 5:45 pm
RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa? - by Spooky - March 23, 2015 at 9:45 pm

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