Well, I f-ing hope it's in plain, common English. Otherwise nit-wits with agendas will twist it however they'll please in translation, just like they did and still do with all the other scriptures. And the dumb masses won't understand any of it anyway. Come to think of it - it'd better have lots of pictures...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw