Fish must be very holy

[Brakeman]

What if the primary source for the water was not rain?

Let's say for the sake of arguement things happened like the bible says and massive springs gushed out water for days... what happens to your 'precious Scientific theory' then?

Actually that hits an absurd wall as well. Anywhere on our planet, the deeper you go, the hotter the crust. Since for springs we would be talking groundwater that would have to be miles deep because of the required groundwater volume, the temperatures of the water would be mostly superheated steam. Ever been to see Old Faithful and it's very hot water eruption? That water is plenty hot enough to burn you and it's only coming from less than a couple hundred feet in the ground.

Temperature measurements of the water at this depth was 244 °F (118 °C), the same as was measured in 1942.

- Wiki

Mankind would be steamed lobsters from that water. The heat would cause great pressure differentials in the atmosphere that would churn into numerous super hurricanes that would make a floating raft like Noah's into toothpicks.

Now of course MAGIC JESUS might have blinked both eyes and uttered magic words out of his talking ass to make the excess heat fling up to Venus or Mercury. But the goat lovers didn't write that down..

Science 9.99 X10^99999999999999999

Middle eastern bible authors 0



(If we simply must be childish about it)