Non-creationists, show me your creations!!!

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Out of date soup yeah Past its use by date.

It was still sealed and I was trying to ease it open and a load of it shot out over the floor! That's pretty much me in a nutshell.

Trying really hard not to laugh here.

Laugh away My wife and I have been laughing about it for days. Of course she tells everyone available exactly what I did.

I suppose I could mount the defence that it wouldn't have happened had she not ordered me to do such a weird thing in the first place...

I'm so clumsy that enlisting my help is a bit like investing in stocks and shares, the net result can go down as well as up.