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My baby's momma found Jesus...
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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
(April 10, 2015 at 7:02 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: So, my ex-wife (who is a dumb cunt), was an "atheist" until last week when she got what I can only assume to be a Christianity for Dummies book. I couched atheist in quotes because her position was merely the default position with no previous knowledge on any religion. I was raised Christian in a small town in Texas. As usual, she has assumed that she is privy to some information that I am not aware of and sent me a text because my son told her "that Jesus story sounds made-up".  She gave me a quick news bulletin about Jesus and how he died for our sins. She then had the audacity to suggest that I pickup a bible sometime because it's filled with all sorts of amazing truths if you "know how to read it". She went on to request that I respect her new belief and her desire to impose it on my 6 year old son! Lol, good luck. I hope she's prepared...she has no fucking clue what she's bitten into. She literally couldn't be barking up a worse tree...

I could point to a lot of scriptures that she probably won't hear about in Sunday school that would help her get a better perspective on her new faith.  This is important to take it easy so your baby doesn't get caught in the crossfire.

Would it help to point out in Genesis how God created the grass and the trees on the third day then the sun and the moon on the fourth day. While we're in Genesis, notice that in chapter one God creates eeverything and saves man for his grand finale, but in chapter two he creates man first "before any tree was planted."
Ask her how she will find divine favor by believing in things she knows are not true

Here are some other things you might share with her
http://africation.com/startling.htm

 Ask her if she will get moral guidance from a book that tells fathers how to sell their daughters into sexual slavery.

Just ask questions. Plant seeds. and most of all, help her to discover other ways to meet the emotional needs that drove her to Christianity.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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My baby's momma found Jesus... - by The Reality Salesman - April 10, 2015 at 7:02 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by rexbeccarox - April 10, 2015 at 7:04 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Foxaèr - April 10, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by SteelCurtain - April 10, 2015 at 7:12 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Alex K - April 10, 2015 at 7:22 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Chad32 - April 10, 2015 at 7:22 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Alex K - April 10, 2015 at 7:30 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Minimalist - April 10, 2015 at 7:28 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Chad32 - April 10, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Foxaèr - April 10, 2015 at 7:31 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Alex K - April 10, 2015 at 7:32 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Exian - April 10, 2015 at 7:36 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by SteelCurtain - April 10, 2015 at 7:47 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Thumpalumpacus - April 10, 2015 at 7:48 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Spooky - April 10, 2015 at 8:04 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Kitty Galore - April 10, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Thumpalumpacus - April 11, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Jackalope - April 10, 2015 at 8:27 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Brakeman - April 10, 2015 at 8:52 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Alex K - April 11, 2015 at 4:06 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Minimalist - April 10, 2015 at 9:26 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by SteelCurtain - April 10, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by robvalue - April 11, 2015 at 2:55 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Chad32 - April 11, 2015 at 8:45 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by robvalue - April 11, 2015 at 8:58 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Alex K - April 11, 2015 at 10:31 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Chad32 - April 11, 2015 at 10:46 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Whateverist - April 11, 2015 at 11:05 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Brakeman - April 11, 2015 at 11:42 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Chad32 - April 11, 2015 at 3:07 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Whateverist - April 11, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Thumpalumpacus - April 12, 2015 at 9:18 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Chad32 - April 11, 2015 at 6:03 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by robvalue - April 11, 2015 at 8:10 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by SteelCurtain - April 11, 2015 at 8:14 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Whateverist - April 12, 2015 at 12:28 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Faith No More - April 12, 2015 at 12:28 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by SteelCurtain - April 12, 2015 at 12:31 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Esquilax - April 12, 2015 at 1:09 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by SteelCurtain - April 12, 2015 at 10:40 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Vox Populi - April 13, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Goon - April 14, 2015 at 5:23 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Alex K - April 14, 2015 at 5:29 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Jenny A - April 14, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Rhondazvous - April 14, 2015 at 5:55 pm
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by robvalue - April 15, 2015 at 2:49 am
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus... - by Foxaèr - April 15, 2015 at 2:51 am

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