There's a simple reason the devil is not interested in you souls, they are not intact anymore.
Inside every brain cell there is microscopically small heart that doesn't pump anything, but is just a magical container of a flake of fairy dust that the christians call a soul. When that brain cell dies, it releases the little spec of magic. When all the brain cells die at once, all the fairy dust sparkles and flashes and "poof" it creates a perfect ghost being that is ready to fly across the galaxy to heavens remote.
BUT!!!! If you continually kill lots of brain cells at the pubs and parties.... Welll... Let's just say there's not enough magic left in many of you to get the stains out of a pair of undies..
That's why Satan ignores you.
Inside every brain cell there is microscopically small heart that doesn't pump anything, but is just a magical container of a flake of fairy dust that the christians call a soul. When that brain cell dies, it releases the little spec of magic. When all the brain cells die at once, all the fairy dust sparkles and flashes and "poof" it creates a perfect ghost being that is ready to fly across the galaxy to heavens remote.
BUT!!!! If you continually kill lots of brain cells at the pubs and parties.... Welll... Let's just say there's not enough magic left in many of you to get the stains out of a pair of undies..
That's why Satan ignores you.
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