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I sold my "soul"
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RE: I sold my "soul"
(April 22, 2015 at 7:17 am)Brakeman Wrote: There's a simple reason the devil is not interested in you souls, they are not intact anymore.

Inside every brain cell there is microscopically small heart that doesn't pump anything, but is just a magical container of a flake of fairy dust that the christians call a soul. When that brain cell dies, it releases the little spec of magic. When all the brain cells die at once, all the fairy dust sparkles and flashes and "poof" it creates a perfect ghost being that is ready to fly across the galaxy to heavens remote.

BUT!!!! If you continually kill lots of brain cells at the pubs and parties.... Welll... Let's just say there's not enough magic left in many of you to get the stains out of a pair of undies..

That's why Satan ignores you.


Some of us might put considerable value on the right kind of stains in our undies, I'll have you know.

Tongue
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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I sold my "soul" - by Paraselene - April 21, 2015 at 11:03 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by Goon - April 21, 2015 at 11:13 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by Dystopia - April 21, 2015 at 11:39 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by Longhorn - April 21, 2015 at 11:41 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by vorlon13 - April 21, 2015 at 11:44 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by dyresand - April 21, 2015 at 11:48 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by Nope - April 21, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: I sold my "soul" - by Cato - April 21, 2015 at 12:02 pm
RE: I sold my "soul" - by Exian - April 22, 2015 at 3:10 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by Longhorn - April 21, 2015 at 12:03 pm
RE: I sold my "soul" - by Fidel_Castronaut - April 22, 2015 at 2:43 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by robvalue - April 21, 2015 at 12:09 pm
RE: I sold my "soul" - by Alex K - April 22, 2015 at 3:42 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 22, 2015 at 4:11 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by Nope - April 22, 2015 at 6:21 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by pocaracas - April 22, 2015 at 6:33 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by Brakeman - April 22, 2015 at 7:17 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by vorlon13 - April 22, 2015 at 8:58 am
RE: I sold my "soul" - by DeistPaladin - April 22, 2015 at 7:59 am

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