I basically believed until I thought about it. I think I believed for about 1 year maybe.
The first problem really was that we had a gas fire, not an old traditional coal fire, yet my parents still said santa climbed down the chimney, but he had to then transform himself into being tiny to fit through the tiny gaps in the gas fire. And he's doing this to every house in the world in one night.
I didn't really care who was giving me presents, some kids got really angry and upset about him not existing and it just seemed weird to me.
The first problem really was that we had a gas fire, not an old traditional coal fire, yet my parents still said santa climbed down the chimney, but he had to then transform himself into being tiny to fit through the tiny gaps in the gas fire. And he's doing this to every house in the world in one night.
I didn't really care who was giving me presents, some kids got really angry and upset about him not existing and it just seemed weird to me.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.