Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)

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Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)

DIRTY_DEEDS_93 Offline

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RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta)

May 12, 2015 at 10:40 am

It's also annoying as fuck when churches call my house. I'm usually the only one home when they call so one time I talked back pretending like I'm Satan, tapping and rubbing paper on the microphone to make weird chirps and fuzz. Not long after that they switch to recordings and now it's just "Hello?" "Hello church goers!" *click*

CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

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Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 - May 7, 2015 at 1:46 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Minimalist - May 7, 2015 at 2:05 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Aroura - May 7, 2015 at 2:05 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Secular Elf - May 25, 2015 at 12:52 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Minimalist - May 7, 2015 at 2:08 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by VeggieDog - May 7, 2015 at 2:11 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Cato - May 7, 2015 at 2:14 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Salacious B. Crumb - May 7, 2015 at 2:21 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by AFTT47 - May 7, 2015 at 4:56 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by vorlon13 - May 7, 2015 at 2:29 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Cephus - May 7, 2015 at 5:06 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Jericho - May 8, 2015 at 12:33 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by AFTT47 - May 8, 2015 at 12:40 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Jericho - May 8, 2015 at 1:04 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 - May 8, 2015 at 10:34 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Tonus - May 8, 2015 at 10:47 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by vorlon13 - May 8, 2015 at 11:26 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Thumpalumpacus - May 8, 2015 at 1:12 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by vorlon13 - May 8, 2015 at 1:16 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 - May 12, 2015 at 10:40 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Lek - May 13, 2015 at 12:12 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by LostLocke - May 13, 2015 at 12:50 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Lek - May 13, 2015 at 3:08 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by vorlon13 - May 13, 2015 at 1:15 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Minimalist - May 13, 2015 at 3:17 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Lek - May 13, 2015 at 3:25 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Neo-Scholastic - May 13, 2015 at 4:18 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Thumpalumpacus - May 13, 2015 at 6:03 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Neo-Scholastic - May 14, 2015 at 6:22 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Esquilax - May 15, 2015 at 12:33 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Neo-Scholastic - May 15, 2015 at 7:38 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Thumpalumpacus - May 15, 2015 at 12:38 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Fidel_Castronaut - May 16, 2015 at 9:10 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Fidel_Castronaut - May 13, 2015 at 4:32 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by FatAndFaithless - May 13, 2015 at 4:34 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Fidel_Castronaut - May 13, 2015 at 4:35 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by The Grand Nudger - May 13, 2015 at 4:55 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Tonus - May 14, 2015 at 9:26 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Faith No More - May 14, 2015 at 11:52 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Thumpalumpacus - May 14, 2015 at 1:43 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Faith No More - May 14, 2015 at 1:57 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by dahrling - May 14, 2015 at 6:42 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Lek - May 15, 2015 at 11:48 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Vox Populi - May 15, 2015 at 7:18 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Cephus - May 15, 2015 at 8:46 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Salacious B. Crumb - May 16, 2015 at 1:10 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by robvalue - May 16, 2015 at 9:00 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by robvalue - May 16, 2015 at 9:16 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Esquilax - May 16, 2015 at 1:19 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Thumpalumpacus - May 16, 2015 at 1:37 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 - May 18, 2015 at 11:37 am

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Razzle - May 21, 2015 at 3:58 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Secular Elf - May 25, 2015 at 1:53 pm

RE: Religious bumper stickers and other annoying religious actions. (rant, sorta) - by Cephus - May 25, 2015 at 4:13 pm

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