RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 2:34 pm
(This post was last modified: May 16, 2015 at 2:41 pm by Alex K.)
(May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Why are you better than us in every way except humour? What's your secret??
Actually, our humour scientists have precision engineered humour that is 20% more efficient than conventional funny. Being an export oriented country, we don't use it ourselves though.
(May 16, 2015 at 2:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm always torn between purchasing German porn or Japanese porn and yet for some reason, any time I have bought combined German and Japanese porn I'm disappointed.
Why don't big burly guys in Gestapo uniforms getting live squid enemas make me horny ??
Vell, you obviously lack ze required refined sensibilities.
(May 16, 2015 at 2:21 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: How do you feel about rock crushing equipment
If you diss crushing equipment in my presence, you'll find yourself between a rock and a hard place.
(May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm)Exian Wrote: Is it true that its customary to act like nobody else exists in public while in Germany, except for the weekends?
I vouldn't know, I don't go outside during ze week.
(May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: Why haven't you invaded France recently? I hear it is a nice place, and I have been told that Germans traditionally like it there. Good wine, cool French language (and accents, at least when speaking English), etc. What's not to like?
Lazt time ve tried, ze allieds cut our bagguette supplies and ve had to give zem all our high voltage masts.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
