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Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 1:53 pm
(This post was last modified: May 16, 2015 at 1:54 pm by Alex K.)
Since this seems to be a new trend, and even the Catholics and the Portugese have jumped the Clown car, I feel that I have to follow suit.
So ask away, no holds barred, no taboos except Céline Dion and killing hamsters.
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm
Is it true that its customary to act like nobody else exists in public while in Germany, except for the weekends?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm
Why haven't you invaded France recently? I hear it is a nice place, and I have been told that Germans traditionally like it there. Good wine, cool French language (and accents, at least when speaking English), etc. What's not to like?
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm
Why are you better than us in every way except humour? What's your secret??
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 2:21 pm
How do you feel about rock crushing equipment
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 2:30 pm
I'm always torn between purchasing German porn or Japanese porn and yet for some reason, any time I have bought combined German and Japanese porn I'm disappointed.
Why don't big burly guys in Gestapo uniforms getting live squid enemas make me horny ??
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 2:34 pm
(This post was last modified: May 16, 2015 at 2:41 pm by Alex K.)
(May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Why are you better than us in every way except humour? What's your secret??
Actually, our humour scientists have precision engineered humour that is 20% more efficient than conventional funny. Being an export oriented country, we don't use it ourselves though.
(May 16, 2015 at 2:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm always torn between purchasing German porn or Japanese porn and yet for some reason, any time I have bought combined German and Japanese porn I'm disappointed.
Why don't big burly guys in Gestapo uniforms getting live squid enemas make me horny ??
Vell, you obviously lack ze required refined sensibilities.
(May 16, 2015 at 2:21 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: How do you feel about rock crushing equipment
If you diss crushing equipment in my presence, you'll find yourself between a rock and a hard place.
(May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm)Exian Wrote: Is it true that its customary to act like nobody else exists in public while in Germany, except for the weekends?
I vouldn't know, I don't go outside during ze week.
(May 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: Why haven't you invaded France recently? I hear it is a nice place, and I have been told that Germans traditionally like it there. Good wine, cool French language (and accents, at least when speaking English), etc. What's not to like?
Lazt time ve tried, ze allieds cut our bagguette supplies and ve had to give zem all our high voltage masts.
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm
I think your humor is just fantastic, Alex.
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm
Do you have a compulsive need to invade other countries?
If so, do you need to talk about it?
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 3:02 pm
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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