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What Should you say when an Athiest sneezes?

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What Should you say when an Athiest sneezes?
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RE: What Should you say when an Athiest sneezes?
May 17, 2015 at 5:25 am
What to say when an atheist sneezes? F-ing NOTHING. I had an involuntary expression of a bodily function - I did not save orphans from a fire. There's absolutely no need for comment. Unless you're also prepared to cry "Halleluyah" when I cough, "Praise Jesus!" when I yawn, or sing "God Save The Queen" when I fart...

Also - f*** Dane Cook, seriously. He's more of a hack, than Larry The Cable Guy...
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RE: What Should you say when an Athiest sneezes? - by Homeless Nutter - May 17, 2015 at 5:25 am

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