RE: Natural explanations to former supernatural ideas
May 17, 2015 at 7:27 am
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2015 at 7:28 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Fun game....
"Immensely powerful ghosts set law by fiat"
"Human beings , therefore law"
-"Agriculture, because curses are really real!"
"Agriculture, because we're hungry"
-"Black people, because satan"
"Black People, because melanin"
-"Pain, because you're a sinner"
"Pain, because it's head is -slightly- wider than your orifices"
-"Bears eating children, because God"
"Bears eating children, because they're easier to catch (and also, because bald people look unappetizing)"
-"Plagues, because of angry gods"
"Plagues, because of pathology"
"Immensely powerful ghosts set law by fiat"
"Human beings , therefore law"
-"Agriculture, because curses are really real!"
"Agriculture, because we're hungry"
-"Black people, because satan"
"Black People, because melanin"
-"Pain, because you're a sinner"
"Pain, because it's head is -slightly- wider than your orifices"
-"Bears eating children, because God"
"Bears eating children, because they're easier to catch (and also, because bald people look unappetizing)"
-"Plagues, because of angry gods"
"Plagues, because of pathology"
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