RE: Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
May 18, 2015 at 11:48 am
(This post was last modified: May 18, 2015 at 11:49 am by Cyberman.)
Well, it's all very complicated to explain without decades of study and a lifetime of dedicated introspection, but it's all to do with deep symbolism and meaning on multiple planes that we can never understand. As ancient philosophers - whose names I won't even bother to mention because you'll only mock them - told us, it's all a metaphor for... something. Some deep innate yearning for the mystical 'other' which we can all sense at birth but which we lose as we become indoctrinated into western god-denying society. Yeah, that sounds profound.
Erm... poor translation of the original author's intent... out of context... um... errr...
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Why won't you just give in and believe?? Why do you hate my magic story??? Why are you all so mean?!
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erm... poor translation of the original author's intent... out of context... um... errr...
++ERROR++ERROR++DEFAULT TO PERSECUTION MODE++
Why won't you just give in and believe?? Why do you hate my magic story??? Why are you all so mean?!
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
