Nature's Laws

[Iroscato]

I stand corrected, your actual next trick was to claim evolution is false because baseball gloves aren't alive.
Good grief. You have exceeded even my most mocking expectations.

I thought I made it perfectly clear that my baseball glove story was my attempt to explain my (fairly ignorant) understanding of the second law as it relates to abiogenesis, not how it relates to stuff that is already alive.

You admit your ignorance, I'll give you that. I just have no idea what the hell you're trying to do. There is already a perfectly valid explanation for how life started - naturally occurring catalysts that, over an extremely long time, allowed gradually more complicated chemical constructs to form.
We shouldn't even have to have this conversation in the 21st century, but here we are, I guess.