Mick and Paddy are walking across the desert, and after a while they see a tree in the distance.
MIck peers into the distance and says to Paddy "That's a bacon tree"
Paddy replies" Are you sure?", "I think so"
As they get closer they can see it better and it certainly looks like a bacon tree....
Just as they are about to reach it another guy jumps out from behind it and starts shooting at them!!
Mick yells to Paddy "Get down, it's not a bacon tree, It's a Hambush!!!"
MIck peers into the distance and says to Paddy "That's a bacon tree"
Paddy replies" Are you sure?", "I think so"
As they get closer they can see it better and it certainly looks like a bacon tree....
Just as they are about to reach it another guy jumps out from behind it and starts shooting at them!!
Mick yells to Paddy "Get down, it's not a bacon tree, It's a Hambush!!!"
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.