Here's one I've taken from somebody I knew from Germany (If you don't like it, this might explain it). Just FYI, my sense of humor is often tasteless (not racist, so much as focused on unusual forms of sex) and sometimes disturbing.
A man is in a club and picks up a woman. As soon as he gets alone with her, she tells him, "before you get any bright ideas, big boy, I gotta tell you, I'm on my period." He says, "Well, there's always the back door..." She responds, quick as a whip, "Hemorrhoids." The guy is now frustrated, "You're menstruating, you've got hemorrhoids! Next thing you're going to say, you have strep throat!"
A man is in a club and picks up a woman. As soon as he gets alone with her, she tells him, "before you get any bright ideas, big boy, I gotta tell you, I'm on my period." He says, "Well, there's always the back door..." She responds, quick as a whip, "Hemorrhoids." The guy is now frustrated, "You're menstruating, you've got hemorrhoids! Next thing you're going to say, you have strep throat!"
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
