My wife came home early today. Walked straight up to me and told me to take off her shirt.
She then told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me to take off her panties.
Then she told me she had better not ever catch me wearing her clothes again.
She then told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me to take off her panties.
Then she told me she had better not ever catch me wearing her clothes again.

I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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