Cheesy jokes!

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Q: Want to hear a funny joke?
A: Women's Rights

Q: Why can't women drive?
A: No road between the kitchen and bedroom.

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q: Why did God make women?
A: You think he's gonna wash the dishes? Aw HELL No!

Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Q: What do you call a woman with pigtails?
A: A ******* with handlebars!

Q: How long does it take for a man to make dinner?
A: As long as it takes for him to get out the belt!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything!

Q:Why does every man need a woman?
A:Because the dishes would get to piled up without one.

Question: What is the difference between a woman and a catfish?
Answer: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.