Here are some I made up:
'I'm a casual drug user. When I'm shooting up, I never wear a suit.'
'Did you hear about the escaped murderer who doesn't keep up with current affairs?' 'No.' 'Aha! It's you!'
'Immaculate conception is where you don't get semen on the bedsheets.'
'I've been singing for seven years now. My voice is really sore.'
'I've been learning an instrument for seven years, and I've only just learnt how to pick it up! Mind you, it is the piano.'
'Once, I had a near death experience. There was a sort of black tunnel with light at the other end... I nearly suffocated with my head stuck in that cucket.'
'I'm a casual drug user. When I'm shooting up, I never wear a suit.'
'Did you hear about the escaped murderer who doesn't keep up with current affairs?' 'No.' 'Aha! It's you!'
'Immaculate conception is where you don't get semen on the bedsheets.'
'I've been singing for seven years now. My voice is really sore.'
'I've been learning an instrument for seven years, and I've only just learnt how to pick it up! Mind you, it is the piano.'
'Once, I had a near death experience. There was a sort of black tunnel with light at the other end... I nearly suffocated with my head stuck in that cucket.'
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
