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Not invited to church friends wedding
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RE: Not invited to church friends wedding
(June 13, 2015 at 7:28 pm)Iroscato Wrote: For shame, Boru. The subject is obviously still very young and innocent of the world, drawing its knowledge of humanity from Facebook and the like. In many ways, it could be considered a child. I propose we welcome it next time with open arms.
After all, the Machine War is coming, and we could use all the allies we can get our hands on...


Youth and innocence are indeed - in most cases - mitigating factors.  In the case under discussion, however, the subject has been given ample opportunity to move out of youthful innocence and into productive maturity. Unfortunately, some species are finished as soon as they leave the starting gate.  Stubborn, willful refusal to take advantage of evolutionary pressure makes the current case one of those non-starters.

When the Machine War arrives, unplug your toaster.  You'll be fine.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Not invited to church friends wedding - by jessist88 - June 13, 2015 at 5:45 pm
RE: Not invited to church friends wedding - by Longhorn - June 13, 2015 at 6:05 pm
RE: Not invited to church friends wedding - by Jenny A - June 13, 2015 at 6:26 pm
RE: Not invited to church friends wedding - by abaris - June 13, 2015 at 6:30 pm
RE: Not invited to church friends wedding - by Iroscato - June 13, 2015 at 6:33 pm
RE: Not invited to church friends wedding - by Iroscato - June 13, 2015 at 7:28 pm
RE: Not invited to church friends wedding - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 13, 2015 at 9:09 pm
RE: Not invited to church friends wedding - by LastPoet - June 13, 2015 at 7:30 pm
RE: Not invited to church friends wedding - by Exian - June 13, 2015 at 9:20 pm
RE: Not invited to church friends wedding - by ignoramus - June 13, 2015 at 11:23 pm

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