(June 25, 2015 at 9:59 pm)Louis Chérubin Wrote: 1. Does God exist?
2. Where did the universe come from?
3. Does my life have a purpose?
4. Why do people suffer?
5. Is there life after death?
6. Can I distinguish right from wrong?
7. Can people know truth?
Sorry for being point form.
1. The FSM is Real! So, yes! There are books, pictures, cartoons, and he has Revealed Himself to Me Personally!
2. On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano. Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover.[22] Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a "midgit", which he named Man. Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident. (From the wiki on Our Beliefs)
3. Yes! To eat pasta, drink beer/wine/soda/Evian and fondle strippers. Fondling usually requires an "up charge". Details provided on arrival in Heaven. Tipping highly encouraged.
4. Because they don't believe in the Correct Lord, the FSM.
5. Absolutely! Complete with beverage volcano (beer, wine, soda, Evian), stripper factory (both male and female, no discrimination in Heaven!)
6. Let the FSM be your guide and just Ask Him for Guidance!
7. What is truth?
