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Cheesy jokes!
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RE: Cheesy jokes!
Here's a joke that's virtually as tasteless as you can get, courtesy of Jimmy Carr:

How do you tell if your girlfriend's too young?

If you have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken

'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.

'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain

'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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Cheesy jokes! - by chasm - September 17, 2010 at 11:24 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Tiberius - September 17, 2010 at 11:26 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Rayaan - September 17, 2010 at 11:53 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Zen Badger - September 18, 2010 at 1:33 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by padraic - September 18, 2010 at 3:43 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by krazedkat - September 18, 2010 at 9:54 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Zen Badger - September 26, 2010 at 8:32 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Rev. Rye - September 26, 2010 at 9:58 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Xyster - September 26, 2010 at 11:41 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Dotard - September 27, 2010 at 12:22 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 27, 2010 at 12:27 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by blood_pardon - September 27, 2010 at 1:47 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 27, 2010 at 2:11 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Dotard - September 27, 2010 at 9:32 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 27, 2010 at 11:56 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 27, 2010 at 12:10 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 27, 2010 at 3:36 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 28, 2010 at 5:04 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by The Omnissiunt One - September 27, 2010 at 5:40 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 28, 2010 at 4:55 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Rayaan - September 28, 2010 at 4:56 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 28, 2010 at 4:57 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 28, 2010 at 5:09 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 28, 2010 at 5:13 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 28, 2010 at 5:14 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 28, 2010 at 5:31 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by leo-rcc - September 28, 2010 at 10:46 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 28, 2010 at 10:52 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 28, 2010 at 1:39 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Zen Badger - September 29, 2010 at 7:59 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Zen Badger - September 30, 2010 at 7:26 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Diamond - October 1, 2010 at 5:02 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by A Theist - October 2, 2010 at 5:19 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by padraic - October 3, 2010 at 6:40 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Zen Badger - October 4, 2010 at 6:25 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by The Omnissiunt One - October 4, 2010 at 4:59 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by fr0d0 - October 4, 2010 at 6:40 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by chasm - October 4, 2010 at 6:41 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - October 4, 2010 at 6:42 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by fr0d0 - October 4, 2010 at 6:46 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Rayaan - October 4, 2010 at 7:09 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Dotard - October 5, 2010 at 10:24 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - October 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by The Omnissiunt One - October 6, 2010 at 12:17 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by downbeatplumb - October 6, 2010 at 12:57 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by padraic - October 6, 2010 at 9:38 pm

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