RE: Cheesy jokes!
October 6, 2010 at 9:38 pm
(This post was last modified: October 7, 2010 at 5:02 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Dumb and Dumber go duck hunting.
Twelve hours,not a single duck,just about ready to give up.Dumb has an 'aha moment' and says to Dumber:
"I know our problem! We're not throwing the dog high enough!"
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Little Guido,age 6 is in the mall crying
Security guard: "What's the matter?
Guido(waling): "I've lost my grandpa!"
Guard :"Oh dear,what's he like?"
Guido :"Women with big tits and single malt scotch"
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A drunk is at State Fair.Has go at the shooting gallery.Can't miss. He wins a prize; a cute little tortoise. He takes it and staggers off. Some time later,he staggers back for another go and wins again. The stall keeper goes to hand him a stuffed toy.
The drunk says "No thanks, if it's all the same to you, I'll have another one of those crunchy little meat pies"
Twelve hours,not a single duck,just about ready to give up.Dumb has an 'aha moment' and says to Dumber:
"I know our problem! We're not throwing the dog high enough!"
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Little Guido,age 6 is in the mall crying
Security guard: "What's the matter?
Guido(waling): "I've lost my grandpa!"
Guard :"Oh dear,what's he like?"
Guido :"Women with big tits and single malt scotch"
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A drunk is at State Fair.Has go at the shooting gallery.Can't miss. He wins a prize; a cute little tortoise. He takes it and staggers off. Some time later,he staggers back for another go and wins again. The stall keeper goes to hand him a stuffed toy.
The drunk says "No thanks, if it's all the same to you, I'll have another one of those crunchy little meat pies"