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Cheesy jokes!
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RE: Cheesy jokes!
Dumb and Dumber go duck hunting.

Twelve hours,not a single duck,just about ready to give up.Dumb has an 'aha moment' and says to Dumber:

"I know our problem! We're not throwing the dog high enough!"


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Little Guido,age 6 is in the mall crying

Security guard: "What's the matter?

Guido(waling): "I've lost my grandpa!"

Guard :"Oh dear,what's he like?"

Guido :"Women with big tits and single malt scotch"


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A drunk is at State Fair.Has go at the shooting gallery.Can't miss. He wins a prize; a cute little tortoise. He takes it and staggers off. Some time later,he staggers back for another go and wins again. The stall keeper goes to hand him a stuffed toy.

The drunk says "No thanks, if it's all the same to you, I'll have another one of those crunchy little meat pies"
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Cheesy jokes! - by chasm - September 17, 2010 at 11:24 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Tiberius - September 17, 2010 at 11:26 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Rayaan - September 17, 2010 at 11:53 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Zen Badger - September 18, 2010 at 1:33 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by padraic - September 18, 2010 at 3:43 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by krazedkat - September 18, 2010 at 9:54 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Zen Badger - September 26, 2010 at 8:32 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Rev. Rye - September 26, 2010 at 9:58 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Xyster - September 26, 2010 at 11:41 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Dotard - September 27, 2010 at 12:22 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 27, 2010 at 12:27 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by blood_pardon - September 27, 2010 at 1:47 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 27, 2010 at 2:11 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Dotard - September 27, 2010 at 9:32 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 27, 2010 at 11:56 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 27, 2010 at 12:10 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 27, 2010 at 3:36 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 28, 2010 at 5:04 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by The Omnissiunt One - September 27, 2010 at 5:40 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 28, 2010 at 4:55 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Rayaan - September 28, 2010 at 4:56 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 28, 2010 at 4:57 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 28, 2010 at 5:09 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 28, 2010 at 5:13 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 28, 2010 at 5:14 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 28, 2010 at 5:31 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by leo-rcc - September 28, 2010 at 10:46 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - September 28, 2010 at 10:52 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - September 28, 2010 at 1:39 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Zen Badger - September 29, 2010 at 7:59 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Zen Badger - September 30, 2010 at 7:26 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Diamond - October 1, 2010 at 5:02 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by A Theist - October 2, 2010 at 5:19 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by padraic - October 3, 2010 at 6:40 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Zen Badger - October 4, 2010 at 6:25 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by The Omnissiunt One - October 4, 2010 at 4:59 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by fr0d0 - October 4, 2010 at 6:40 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by chasm - October 4, 2010 at 6:41 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by theVOID - October 4, 2010 at 6:42 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by fr0d0 - October 4, 2010 at 6:46 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Rayaan - October 4, 2010 at 7:09 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Dotard - October 5, 2010 at 10:24 am
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by Edwardo Piet - October 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by The Omnissiunt One - October 6, 2010 at 12:17 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by downbeatplumb - October 6, 2010 at 12:57 pm
RE: Cheesy jokes! - by padraic - October 6, 2010 at 9:38 pm

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