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Are Married Men "Husbands?" How About a New Term for a New Relationship?
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RE: Are Married Men "Husbands?" How About a New Term for a New Relationship?
(June 28, 2015 at 8:58 pm)ignoramus Wrote: "Master of the house"? Tell that to my wife!   He he
She'll laugh it off and then give me a list of chores to do...

One day my Dad walked past me, list in hand,
and heaved a heavy sigh as he fumbled for his car keys.

" What's wrong, Dad? "  I asked.

" Oh, "  he replied,

" Your mother has a list of things she wants me to do...
....and she wants every item on the list, done FIRST. "

(June 29, 2015 at 8:16 am)Aristocatt Wrote:
(June 28, 2015 at 8:18 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Singular - spouse.
Plural - spice.
Tongue

If we changed the plural of spouse from spouses to spice I would totally give polyamory a shot.  Just so I can give all my spice different nicknames based on their personalty.  Cayenne is the blunt one that doesn't give a fuck about your feelings.  Salt is the one always upset about something no matter how insignificant.  Bay leaf is the one that still plays pokemon for the nostalgia.  Cumin. . .I don't think I need to explain this one.

More relevant to the OP:
I could get behind people using spouse or significant other, or some other variation instead of husband.
And I guess your spices could just call you 'Allspice'  ^^

(June 29, 2015 at 11:48 am)bennyboy Wrote: I don't see why people are getting excited about these terms.  If you're not calling each other "bitch" or "fuckhead," then you're happily married, and why look for things to feign outrage about?

lol excellent point

(June 29, 2015 at 11:51 am)whateverist Wrote: You'd be surprised how happily married you can be even if you do call each other those things, so long as you each have a sense of humor.

lol also an excellent point
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RE: Are Married Men "Husbands?" How About a New Term for a New Relationship? - by MTL - July 2, 2015 at 11:27 am

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