(July 4, 2015 at 2:25 pm)Lek Wrote:(July 3, 2015 at 1:38 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: I do a pretty cool magic trick where I turn a bottle of plain drinking water into a bottle of mouthwash. You think I could snag some followers with that one? Would I need to do more than just a bottle? It'll kind of hurt portability if I have to lug around six stone earns big enough to hold a man's remains.
If you could do that , you would have my attention.
It's part of my main show, in fact. I even reference the "Water Into Wine" story when I do it.
That's right, ladies and gents. The atheist wizard has a bible trick in his magic show. Burn me in hell, Jehovah. You're not scary. You burn all the cool people, anyway.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
