The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread

[TubbyTubby]

The CFS site is amazing me.

Once upon a time,
there was a divorced woman,
and I felt very sorry for her because she was getting on in years about 30 to 40
and had no husband or kids,
so I prayed for her, not up close but in my own prayers,
anyway within that year or the following, I don't know, maybe it was a prophetic prayer,
she had a one night stand and became pregnant, or maybe it was multinight stand I don't know,
but she didn't know she became pregnant
till one day she was having lunch in her car and out it came, the baby, it happens,
she had to use a scissors from the glove box to cut the cord and then get help,
she spent a couple of days in hospital, or so I heard.
She loves that little boy like gold, I think he is the centre of her universe.
but I sure won't pray that prayer again, let them pray themselves.

WTF?

Mind boggling indeed. As much as I try to imagine what dark and scary world exists inside the head of someone who writes shit like this I can't get close. Something like 'A nightmare on Elm Street' perhaps?