The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread

[ignoramus]

I s'pose that's not all that different from what my mum used to do. When I was a young boy, she had a kitchen full of ladies and one minute I can hear collective crying, the next minute I hear collective laughter. She was reading the "tea leaves". Except in this case, it was greek "Turkish" coffee. You know how you turn it upside down and let the sludge form lines as it runs down. The real scary part was mum actually believed in what she was saying 100%.