Has anyone heard of the conservative bible?

[TaraJo]

I read an article and it seems like an idea that's just mind blowing in its absurdity.

Turns out, a group of far-right Christians found that the Bible specifically condemns a lot of what conservative Christianity stands for. Instead of changing their beliefs to fit their holy book, they've been changing their holy book to fit their beliefs. For example

The Liberals then fled from the scene to plot with Herod’s people against Jesus, and plan how they might destroy him.

and this

Jesus looked around and said to his disciples, “How unlikely it is that those who worship riches will enter the kingdom of God!” The disciples were astonished to hear this.

But Jesus said again, “Children, how hard it is for those who trust in riches to enter the kingdom of God! It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a man who cares only for money to enter into the kingdom of God.”

I want to find this; I figure it's gotta be filled with laughs.