It's only been two hours, but yes it does appear that none of our theist friends have the courage of their convictions, doesn't it? Faith is a fragile creature, so easily bruised.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'