Sorry if it seems like I'm pulling rank here, but interpretation of the rules (among other things) is what the staff is for. We're not only here to look pretty - which of course we do, in spades.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
