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The BMI Conspiracy
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RE: The BMI Conspiracy
Here's a major illustration of the problem.
Look at this guy. He's 5'10" and McDonald's makes up most of his diet. He thinks playing Guitar Hero counts as strenuous exercise because you have to stand up. As you can see, his man-boobs are so big he has to start wearing a bra (though, to his credit, he got some that fit better). How much do you think he weighs?

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The BMI Conspiracy - by Foxaèr - August 22, 2013 at 2:43 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Cyberman - August 22, 2013 at 3:06 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Foxaèr - August 22, 2013 at 3:07 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Rev. Rye - August 22, 2013 at 3:13 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Jackalope - August 22, 2013 at 3:27 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Anomalocaris - August 22, 2013 at 3:16 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Cyberman - August 22, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by My imaginary friend is GOD - August 22, 2013 at 3:35 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Cyberman - August 22, 2013 at 3:38 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by rexbeccarox - August 22, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Foxaèr - August 22, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Dena - August 22, 2013 at 10:56 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Captain Colostomy - August 22, 2013 at 4:43 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 22, 2013 at 10:50 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Rev. Rye - August 22, 2013 at 11:42 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Captain Colostomy - August 22, 2013 at 11:57 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Creed of Heresy - August 23, 2013 at 3:21 am
Re: The BMI Conspiracy - by NoraBrimstone - August 23, 2013 at 8:05 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Chas - August 23, 2013 at 8:59 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Rev. Rye - August 23, 2013 at 11:14 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Chas - August 23, 2013 at 11:36 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by 5thHorseman - August 23, 2013 at 9:04 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Napoléon - August 23, 2013 at 11:18 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 23, 2013 at 11:45 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by 5thHorseman - August 23, 2013 at 11:54 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 23, 2013 at 11:56 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by 5thHorseman - August 23, 2013 at 12:03 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 23, 2013 at 12:05 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by CapnAwesome - August 23, 2013 at 6:26 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by freedomfromforum - August 23, 2013 at 6:34 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by bennyboy - August 24, 2013 at 1:14 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by 5thHorseman - August 24, 2013 at 5:51 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by bennyboy - August 24, 2013 at 12:09 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by CapnAwesome - August 31, 2013 at 2:46 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by bennyboy - September 1, 2013 at 6:46 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by GreenAntiTheist - November 4, 2013 at 1:05 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by bennyboy - November 4, 2013 at 8:10 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Zazzy - November 4, 2013 at 8:38 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by IAmNotHere - November 4, 2013 at 8:40 pm
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by rsneha - May 5, 2020 at 5:30 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by rsneha - May 5, 2020 at 5:32 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Little lunch - May 5, 2020 at 7:31 am
RE: The BMI Conspiracy - by Losty - May 5, 2020 at 6:34 pm

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