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I can't keep this up anymore <3
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I can't keep this up anymore <3
Sup bitches?

So yeah, as much fun as I've been having reading through all the lovely hate mail I've been getting in PM's and in my own personal e-mail account, real brainy of me to make that public on here I know I think it's probably time I came clean since while I find it all funny as hell I think quite a lot of people here have taken me seriously. 

I mean that was the idea, but I didn't realize it would be taken AS seriously as it has been the more I've posted. All I did was read Suscipe Domine for five minutes, pick out a few things the ancient dinosaurs hated and I set myself up here. Copypasta and random spews of hate apparently makes for a fantastic impression of a religious fundamentalist. I've been dropping some hints the whole time, my custom user title actually said "Troll Queen Atheist" in Latin and my signature picture had changed several times over the weekend. Sure I had Pius on the coin a few times but if anyone had been watching you might have seen it be swapped a few times between ones featuring Richard Dawkins, the guy who plays Sheldon in the big bang theory and a few other things. Seriously, earlier today I kept the body and hat but replaced Pius' face with Nikki Minaj encircled by the worlds "he loves dis fat ass" and nobody noticed!

I'm Katie, and I'm a 25 year old Atheist who was really, really reeeeaaaaly bored while housesitting with a bunch of friends this weekend. I don't hate the gays, would be some serious fucking self loathing there if that was the case, and there's been about six of us pissing ourselves laughing at some of the responses I've gotten.

Why did I decide to pretend to be white taliban? You had so many threads on catholicism when I was lurking after seeing how AF suddenly became the target of the ninth crusade it seemed a funny persona to pretend to be an even more batshit crazy one. It's gone a bit further and I also joined a couple of SSPX and Sedevacantist forums too just to see if I trick them into thinking I was one of their own. The responses there have been less amusing and far more smug but surprisingly none have detected there is a wolf amongst them Cool

Seriously guys, the tiny online trad subculture are psychos of which the most vocal are often of them are angry divorced elderly men and teenage boys but despite that 99% of Catholics you meet are actually pretty chill, normal well adjusted people. Most of them actually think when it comes to sexuality or marriage Randy and well...my double ego here Tongue ...would be talking our of their arse and when you look at the gallup polls they're well ahead of all other religions numbers wise when it comes to voting for gay marriage, womens rights and the stuff that matters.

So yeah, totally get if you want to ban me but this has been awesome fun either way, kept everyone here laughing for days. Stay awesome guys

Katie <3
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I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by PiousPaladin - June 28, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Faith No More - June 28, 2015 at 8:52 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Jenny A - June 28, 2015 at 8:56 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by PiousPaladin - June 28, 2015 at 8:59 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by vorlon13 - June 28, 2015 at 9:13 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Nope - June 28, 2015 at 9:15 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by PiousPaladin - June 28, 2015 at 9:27 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by SteelCurtain - June 28, 2015 at 9:03 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Minimalist - June 28, 2015 at 9:15 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by rexbeccarox - June 28, 2015 at 9:22 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Tonus - June 29, 2015 at 10:35 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Napoléon - June 29, 2015 at 11:45 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Cyberman - June 28, 2015 at 9:23 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Longhorn - June 29, 2015 at 1:09 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Minimalist - June 28, 2015 at 9:34 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by PiousPaladin - June 28, 2015 at 9:40 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Nope - June 28, 2015 at 9:36 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by rexbeccarox - June 28, 2015 at 9:36 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by PiousPaladin - June 28, 2015 at 9:44 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Jenny A - June 28, 2015 at 9:45 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Cyberman - June 28, 2015 at 9:44 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by PiousPaladin - June 28, 2015 at 9:49 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by SteelCurtain - June 28, 2015 at 9:45 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by PiousPaladin - June 28, 2015 at 9:50 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Spooky - June 28, 2015 at 9:49 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Thumpalumpacus - June 28, 2015 at 9:52 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by SteelCurtain - June 28, 2015 at 9:52 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by PiousPaladin - June 28, 2015 at 10:01 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by TaraJo - June 28, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Minimalist - June 28, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by rexbeccarox - June 28, 2015 at 10:24 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Minimalist - June 28, 2015 at 11:14 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by SteelCurtain - June 28, 2015 at 10:26 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by vorlon13 - June 28, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by rexbeccarox - June 29, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by ignoramus - June 29, 2015 at 1:25 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Esquilax - June 29, 2015 at 1:29 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Whateverist - June 29, 2015 at 1:34 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by robvalue - June 29, 2015 at 3:06 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by ignoramus - June 29, 2015 at 4:42 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by abaris - June 29, 2015 at 5:19 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Alex K - June 29, 2015 at 5:30 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Iroscato - June 29, 2015 at 7:31 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Napoléon - June 29, 2015 at 7:34 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Napoléon - June 29, 2015 at 7:48 am
I can't keep this up anymore - by KUSA - June 29, 2015 at 8:53 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by brewer - June 29, 2015 at 9:30 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by abaris - June 29, 2015 at 9:35 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by brewer - June 29, 2015 at 9:38 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by abaris - June 29, 2015 at 9:56 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Napoléon - June 29, 2015 at 9:44 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by vorlon13 - June 29, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by vorlon13 - June 29, 2015 at 10:02 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by brewer - June 29, 2015 at 10:34 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Whateverist - June 29, 2015 at 11:50 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Aristocatt - June 29, 2015 at 11:53 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by brewer - June 29, 2015 at 11:58 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by vorlon13 - June 29, 2015 at 12:00 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Fidel_Castronaut - June 29, 2015 at 10:49 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Tonus - June 29, 2015 at 10:50 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Tonus - June 29, 2015 at 11:58 am
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Exian - June 29, 2015 at 12:12 pm
RE: I can't keep this up anymore <3 - by Napoléon - June 29, 2015 at 12:16 pm

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