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Keep calm and...
#1
Shocked 
Keep calm and...
Breathe.

So, my wife's pregnancy is exceeding its time and we came to the hospital for her to induce labor. The little bugger just doesn't want to come out. I have to stay outside until labor starts or visiting hours. I am calm...


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#2
RE: Keep calm and...
How exciting.
May as well get some sleep. This'll be your last opportunity for about a year. :-)
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#3
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She is having contractions, still mild. This might take a while.
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#4
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Is this your first?

I didn't like being the by stander. Felt helpless. What can I do, what can I get, what do you want, what do you need, ................ Finally it pissed her off and I got sent to the corner.

Best wishes.
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#5
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Yep, first one. Also yes, feeling powerless.
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#6
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Hang in there LP *hugs* Smile
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#7
Keep calm and...
(August 7, 2016 at 4:29 am)LastPoet Wrote: Breathe.

So, my wife's pregnancy is exceeding its time and we came to the hospital for her to induce labor. The little bugger just doesn't want to come out. I have to stay outside until labor starts or visiting hours. I am calm...




Why are they making you stay outside?! That's crap; you're the father!!! I have never heard of such a thing. My husband was in the room with me the ENTIRE time.

Try to relax though, LP. I'm sure everything is going to be just fine. [emoji846] Your wife made such a nice, comfy home for the little guy in there he just doesn't want to leave! [emoji7]
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RE: Keep calm and...
(August 7, 2016 at 9:06 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(August 7, 2016 at 4:29 am)LastPoet Wrote: Breathe.

So, my wife's pregnancy is exceeding its time and we came to the hospital for her to induce labor. The little bugger just doesn't want to come out. I have to stay outside until labor starts or visiting hours. I am calm...




Why are they making you stay outside?!  That's crap; you're the father!!!  I have never heard of such a thing.  My husband was in the room with me the ENTIRE time.

Try to relax though, LP.  I'm sure everything is going to be just fine.  [emoji846]   Your wife made such a nice, comfy home for the little guy in there he just doesn't want to leave!  [emoji7]

She hasnt bursted her waters yet. Just in to induce labor. When it starts I will be able to stay with her. Right now only during visiting hours.
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#9
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I guess you'll only be the Penultimate Poet pretty soon? Tongue

Relax, enjoy the last stretch of time where you'll get to sleep
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#10
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Oooh congrats LP!

Ready for some LP2!
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