(June 30, 2015 at 6:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(June 29, 2015 at 10:24 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: PIZZA PSALMS 4:20-29 (KJV)
20 Yea, verily, the Boru should receive our pity, for he knows not what he does. 21 Thy apple of pine, sweet thou art, shall be served with salted cured meats only 22 ham, prosciutto, bacon, salami, and pepperoni only. 23 Forgive the hipsters who bought thine favorite pizza joint and refuseth to serve this delectable topping, for they know not what they do, and are addled from excessive consumption of PBR. 24 For thou knowest that five tastes there are. 25 Sour, sweet, salty, spicy and umami, each in it's proper proportion. 26 Thine that shun the briny anchovy, a pox upon thee, for verily doth this condiment bringeth much flavor when used sparingly. 27 Thin crust before thick, for in all things, moderation and balance must be thine goal. 28 Thine toppings shall number one to four, no more, no less. 28 A nine topping combination? 29 Art though nuts?
Posting discredited apocrypha won't help your cause. Harken unto the TRUE Word:
(from) Paul's Epistle To The Borudians, Ch. 12, Vs 8-15:
'...and the people were wroth with the inkeeper, for he did serve unto them a bread of exceeding flatness. And thereon he had placed divers cheese and meats, even had he placed there the sauce of great redness, and the flesh of the unclean swine. And fruits of the tree and of the vine were there also, coloured like unto the rainbow. And the people did raise them up and cried with a great voice, We cannot eat this dreck. Where are the burgers we ordered of thee? And the innkeeper was sore afraid, and gaveth the boot to his cook and also to the sundry kitchen staff, and gaveth unto the guest coupons good for 15% off at their next visit. And all were made glad and rejoiced in the Lord.'
Don't fuck with me on Scripture.
Boru
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-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens
"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".
- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "
- Dr. Donald Prothero
