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Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
(June 30, 2015 at 6:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 29, 2015 at 10:24 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: PIZZA PSALMS 4:20-29 (KJV)

20 Yea, verily, the Boru should receive our pity, for he knows not what he does.  21 Thy apple of pine, sweet thou art, shall be served with salted cured meats only 22 ham, prosciutto, bacon, salami, and pepperoni only. 23 Forgive the hipsters who bought thine favorite pizza joint and refuseth to serve this delectable topping, for they know not what they do, and are addled from excessive consumption of PBR.  24 For thou knowest that five tastes there are. 25 Sour, sweet, salty, spicy and umami, each in it's proper proportion.  26 Thine that shun the briny anchovy, a pox upon thee, for verily doth this condiment bringeth much flavor when used sparingly.  27 Thin crust before thick, for in all things, moderation and balance must be thine goal. 28 Thine toppings shall number one to four, no more, no less. 28 A nine topping combination? 29 Art though nuts?

Posting discredited apocrypha won't help your cause.  Harken unto the TRUE Word:

(from)  Paul's Epistle To The Borudians, Ch. 12, Vs 8-15:

'...and the people were wroth with the inkeeper, for he did serve unto them a bread of exceeding flatness.  And thereon he had placed divers cheese and meats, even had he placed there the sauce of great redness, and the flesh of the unclean swine.  And fruits of the tree and of the vine were there also, coloured like unto the rainbow.  And the people did raise them up and cried with a great voice, We cannot eat this dreck.  Where are the burgers we ordered of thee?  And the innkeeper was sore afraid, and gaveth the boot to his cook and also to the sundry kitchen staff, and gaveth unto the guest coupons good for 15% off at their next visit.  And all were made glad and rejoiced in the Lord.'

Don't fuck with me on Scripture.  Angel

Boru

O-M-G

Stop it.  My side is killing me!
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
This is the funniest thread I've read in years. And only Brian Boru could have started it. Thanks for the laughs, Brian.
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
(July 10, 2015 at 6:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 9, 2015 at 8:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Confucius say:
Sometimes,  when looking for pearls, you need to suffer the seaweed! Big Grin
(that's my dirty joke for the day! ...now back  work I go)

This should really be in the 'joke time' thread, but I am no slave to conventionality.

Why did the beach blush?

Because the seaweed.

Boru

Thanks mate. I'm just grateful you didn't call me a cunning linguist.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
(July 10, 2015 at 6:59 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote:
(July 9, 2015 at 11:19 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I love pineapple, but it has no goddamned business topping a pie. Take your pineapple, your anchovies, your artichoke hearts, and your avocados, and get them the hell off'n my pizza.  

Motherfuckers.

Are you one of those "no fruit on pizza" heretics?!?

No, I'm one of those sausage/peppers/mushrooms/basil/spinach traditionalists.

Now, let me go collect some firewood, I've a feeling I'm going to need it before long, you apostate.

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RE: Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF
PIZZA PSALM NIV
Art though the one's who eateth the flesh of the pineapple and drinketh the cola of salvation
shalt forever immortalized in the most holiest of upper crust and those who do not eateth of the
flesh of the pineapple and drinketh of the cola shalt forever baked against the stone pizza oven.
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