What if Satan won?

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What if Satan won?

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RE: What if Satan won?

August 24, 2015 at 9:45 pm

(August 24, 2015 at 9:20 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(August 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Even stranger, Why does he even exist? Shouldn't the all knowing god have known what trouble he'd cause?

He has always existed, there's not be a moment without Him. Satan and man have caused all the problems, Satan rebelled and then tempted man to rebel.

GC

And god can't poof him away or render him powerless because.....

"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-

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What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 5:28 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Longhorn - August 23, 2015 at 5:31 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 23, 2015 at 5:42 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 5:48 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 9:30 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 9:44 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 10:39 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 11:05 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 3:18 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 4:16 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 6:07 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 3:26 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 3:55 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:11 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 4:14 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:50 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Thumpalumpacus - August 24, 2015 at 5:02 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 9:20 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 9:45 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 10:00 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 11:43 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 9:59 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 25, 2015 at 10:03 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 25, 2015 at 8:58 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 23, 2015 at 6:04 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 6:51 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Spooky - August 23, 2015 at 6:51 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by The Valkyrie - August 23, 2015 at 9:32 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Little lunch - August 23, 2015 at 11:28 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Longhorn - August 24, 2015 at 4:39 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 24, 2015 at 4:41 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Aoi Magi - August 24, 2015 at 5:16 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 24, 2015 at 6:02 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 7:33 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by MTL - August 24, 2015 at 7:40 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 24, 2015 at 9:29 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Drich - August 24, 2015 at 9:36 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 10:29 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 12:16 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 12:31 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Gawdzilla - August 24, 2015 at 1:23 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by orogenicman - August 24, 2015 at 7:37 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 9:36 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by The Valkyrie - August 24, 2015 at 10:03 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:01 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 10:05 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Crossless1 - August 25, 2015 at 10:03 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by loganonekenobi - August 25, 2015 at 10:19 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Divinity - August 25, 2015 at 12:56 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 12:59 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 1:29 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 1:34 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Divinity - August 25, 2015 at 2:56 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 3:15 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 1:50 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 2:20 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 2:37 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 9:04 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 26, 2015 at 7:46 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 30, 2015 at 2:43 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 3:49 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 30, 2015 at 9:47 am

RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 1:55 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 30, 2015 at 2:05 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Brian37 - September 2, 2015 at 1:32 pm

RE: What if Satan won? - by Lemonvariable72 - September 2, 2015 at 2:18 pm

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