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When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
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When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
It's really obvious when you think about it, the proof of god is so clear, you silly atheists are just a religious cult.

Take, for instance, the atheistic arguments. Everyone in atheism always says "God doesn't exist" like literally all of them, they tell everyone not to believe in god or else they will punch them in the face. Stupid Atheists always saying god doesn't exist and there isn't proof, how are you speaking atheists if god doesn't exist?

These are very strong claims though. There's no science to back it up. No empirical evidence for it. So on what basis are these claims made? 

There's ONLY one clear explanation: Fucktardery. Atheists must be blessed by satan with fucktardery in their claims, hence they form what is known as "Atheist belief system".

Oh and we don't have to stop there. Let's look at the definition of "Fucktardery":


1. the quality or state of being a fucktard


Many high IQ scholars of the scholarly would classify "Atheism" as "Fucktardism". This rules too many fucktard's out. Instead they look for one common ingredient in all fucktards, the state of being Atheist. Having a "I hate god" mindset. And while, strictly speaking, atheism itself doesn't constitute all of one's fucktardery, it is the main proponent in being classified as believing in "fucktardery". And if you argue with that logic you are hitler.

There's a third way in which atheism does the job fucktardery does, actually there's not, but let me take this opportunity to say fuck you atheists you hillbilly rapping thugs. In atheism you aren't even allowed to question your fucktardery or have an answer of origin, just accept it you nazis. This non-questioning is dogma, and I don't like it. If you are devoted to not questioning you are fucking religious so get a grip before ninja jesus slices you in half.

For these reasons, I think it's evident that Atheism is a synonym for douchenugget, I mean atheism is treated like douchenuggets, even by other atheists. 


Finally here's my final proof, after hours of studying the data, analyzing the arguments, days and weeks of algebraic formulas proving that god is the truth:

If God doesn't exist, then who was Jesus's father?
BOOM! CHECKMATE.
Which is better:
To die with ignorance, or to live with intelligence?

Truth doesn't accommodate to personal opinions.
The choice is yours. 
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There is God and there is man, it's only a matter of who created whom

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When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False - by Heat - December 22, 2015 at 1:00 am

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