Take some fucking responsibility!

[Thumpalumpacus]

It occurs to me that I've done plenty of partying and yet somehow I've managed to not rape anyone.

Clearly one of us is doing it wrong.

In my late teens I'd party every weekend and don't recall any guys getting drunk and raping anyone.

I won't lie. There were a few times when I got drunk, and after all the shindigs had wound down and it was three in the morning and I was lonely, I raped the refrigerator. Yes, there it is, an ugly truth. I ploughed into that bitch like a field on fire.

Let us not talk about the commode.