Don't get me started on friends. Either they've tried using me for their own ends while confusing me with actual friend stuff, or they've walked out of my life altogether.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'