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Staff Appreciation Thread
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
(December 4, 2016 at 12:41 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(December 3, 2016 at 11:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: they give me electrical shocks on my genitals to insure compliance with the powers that be


That isn't going to work.  You'll just hold out to get more shocks.

From the Sun-Herald:

It was Halloween, but the driver wasn’t in costume. In fact, he was naked, police say, with wires protruding from his penis. And he was summoning a stranger.
Police on Thursday released information about the incident and charged 56-year-old Kurt Jenkins with lewd and lascivious behavior, indecent exposure and resisting arrest without violence.

Jenkins, who cops said sported an electronic device on his penis, sexually propositioned a 41-year-old man after calling him over to his Toyota, according to the incident report.
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The man did not get into the car when Jenkins opened the door, police said. But he snapped a picture of the wired genitals to show officers responding to a 911 call.

Read more here: http://www.sunherald.com/news/nation-wor...rylink=cpy
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Staff Appreciation Thread - by Shell B - December 3, 2016 at 3:34 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by SteelCurtain - December 3, 2016 at 3:40 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Shell B - December 3, 2016 at 3:43 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Cyberman - December 3, 2016 at 3:49 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Tonus - December 3, 2016 at 3:41 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 3, 2016 at 3:42 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2016 at 3:42 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by LastPoet - December 3, 2016 at 3:44 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Shell B - December 3, 2016 at 3:47 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Shell B - December 3, 2016 at 3:45 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2016 at 3:46 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by paulpablo - December 3, 2016 at 3:50 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Spikey - December 3, 2016 at 3:53 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by account_inactive - December 3, 2016 at 4:14 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by brewer - December 3, 2016 at 4:25 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by account_inactive - December 3, 2016 at 4:27 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Edwardo Piet - December 3, 2016 at 4:28 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Joods - December 3, 2016 at 4:49 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Tiberius - December 3, 2016 at 4:52 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Joods - December 3, 2016 at 4:53 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Longhorn - December 3, 2016 at 5:20 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by SteelCurtain - December 3, 2016 at 5:24 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Edwardo Piet - December 3, 2016 at 5:37 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by account_inactive - December 3, 2016 at 6:17 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Minimalist - December 3, 2016 at 8:50 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Angrboda - December 3, 2016 at 11:24 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2016 at 11:27 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Whateverist - December 4, 2016 at 12:41 am
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by vorlon13 - December 4, 2016 at 12:47 am
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Whateverist - December 4, 2016 at 11:01 am
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by emjay - December 4, 2016 at 1:29 am
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by vorlon13 - December 4, 2016 at 10:52 am
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by emjay - December 4, 2016 at 12:14 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by SteelCurtain - December 4, 2016 at 10:58 am
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Iroscato - December 4, 2016 at 11:33 am
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Whateverist - December 4, 2016 at 11:39 am
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Joods - December 4, 2016 at 1:53 pm
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by vorlon13 - December 4, 2016 at 11:04 am
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by vorlon13 - December 4, 2016 at 11:05 am
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Whateverist - December 4, 2016 at 11:10 am
RE: Staff Appreciation Thread - by Edwardo Piet - December 4, 2016 at 3:21 pm

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