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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 3, 2017 at 11:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: To blow jesus out wouldn't I have to insert him first? That may be what you want but I don't think I'm gonna comply. 

Declaring my ass a jesus free zone.

Ehhh growing up in the Bible Belt, I have the unfortunate knowledge and experience to know that they shove Jesus right up your butthole at an early age. And if that's all you get shoved up there, you're lucky. I'm just oH so grateful I never went to Bible Camp. Who the hell gives their kids up no questions asked to complete strangers just because they're wearing a Jesus tshirt???
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by vorlon13 - September 3, 2017 at 1:21 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 1:22 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by LastPoet - September 3, 2017 at 5:22 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 11:15 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by LastPoet - September 3, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 3, 2017 at 11:21 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by vorlon13 - September 3, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 4, 2017 at 4:16 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Minimalist - September 3, 2017 at 2:15 pm
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Joods - September 3, 2017 at 11:29 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by brewer - September 3, 2017 at 11:46 am
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Mystical - September 3, 2017 at 12:56 pm
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass - by Little Rik - September 7, 2017 at 9:54 am
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