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OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
And as stated in Scripture, Holy Spirit did the deed, but The Lord God Almighty is declared to be Jesus's dad. So matter based DNA would involve collection, transport, and placement. Additionally, these acts and procedures would have to be timed to Mary's ovulation/menstrual cycle, and we are already aware Lord God Almighty finds such things to be disgusting.

And I would wonder, did Lord God Almighty ordain a successful pregnancy, or did He merely note one was in store regardless ?? And then there is the issue of Jesus's soul inspirating successfully upon live birth . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 10:52 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2018 at 10:57 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 11:03 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2018 at 11:04 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 11:06 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2018 at 11:08 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 11:10 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - March 25, 2018 at 11:02 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - March 26, 2018 at 7:51 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by GUBU - March 26, 2018 at 8:19 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by I_am_not_mafia - March 26, 2018 at 9:03 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 10:59 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by ignoramus - March 25, 2018 at 11:12 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 26, 2018 at 9:01 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - March 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vulcanlogician - March 26, 2018 at 3:22 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - March 26, 2018 at 3:36 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - March 29, 2018 at 12:56 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Foxaèr - March 26, 2018 at 3:37 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - March 26, 2018 at 8:37 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 26, 2018 at 6:53 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by John V - March 28, 2018 at 3:39 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 28, 2018 at 6:27 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by GUBU - March 30, 2018 at 6:19 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 30, 2018 at 6:51 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 26, 2018 at 3:19 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 26, 2018 at 5:16 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 27, 2018 at 2:12 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 27, 2018 at 5:00 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 28, 2018 at 4:39 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Brian37 - March 27, 2018 at 5:07 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 26, 2018 at 8:01 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 28, 2018 at 3:30 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 29, 2018 at 4:40 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 30, 2018 at 12:32 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 30, 2018 at 1:40 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 30, 2018 at 9:20 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Nay_Sayer - March 30, 2018 at 11:21 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - March 26, 2018 at 3:24 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - March 26, 2018 at 3:30 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Angrboda - March 26, 2018 at 3:36 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - March 26, 2018 at 4:00 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 26, 2018 at 6:56 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vulcanlogician - March 27, 2018 at 3:45 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - March 26, 2018 at 7:28 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Neo-Scholastic - March 26, 2018 at 8:15 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 26, 2018 at 9:28 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 26, 2018 at 10:29 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 26, 2018 at 8:23 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by drfuzzy - March 26, 2018 at 8:40 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 26, 2018 at 8:48 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - March 26, 2018 at 9:03 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 26, 2018 at 9:24 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - March 26, 2018 at 11:33 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - March 27, 2018 at 2:16 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - March 27, 2018 at 5:01 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 27, 2018 at 5:11 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 28, 2018 at 5:23 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 29, 2018 at 10:12 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 29, 2018 at 12:19 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 29, 2018 at 12:55 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 29, 2018 at 2:49 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 29, 2018 at 4:19 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by stretch3172 - March 29, 2018 at 10:53 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - March 29, 2018 at 12:33 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - March 29, 2018 at 12:50 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - March 29, 2018 at 12:58 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - March 29, 2018 at 1:00 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 29, 2018 at 4:25 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - March 30, 2018 at 1:44 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 30, 2018 at 5:03 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - March 30, 2018 at 11:42 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - March 31, 2018 at 4:41 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - April 1, 2018 at 1:34 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - April 1, 2018 at 1:56 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 30, 2018 at 9:46 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - March 31, 2018 at 12:47 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 31, 2018 at 7:32 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - April 1, 2018 at 1:20 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by chimp3 - April 1, 2018 at 1:24 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by GUBU - April 1, 2018 at 4:48 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Godscreated - April 1, 2018 at 11:15 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by drfuzzy - April 2, 2018 at 10:34 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 1, 2018 at 8:49 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 1, 2018 at 10:03 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 30, 2018 at 1:20 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 30, 2018 at 2:08 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - March 30, 2018 at 3:57 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - March 30, 2018 at 6:15 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 1, 2018 at 10:45 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 1, 2018 at 5:27 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by downbeatplumb - March 31, 2018 at 8:13 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 4, 2018 at 9:18 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 4, 2018 at 10:38 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 4, 2018 at 10:54 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 4, 2018 at 11:16 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 5, 2018 at 8:06 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by GUBU - April 7, 2018 at 11:10 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 7, 2018 at 10:12 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by GUBU - April 12, 2018 at 4:06 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 12, 2018 at 11:21 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 4, 2018 at 11:58 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - April 4, 2018 at 11:59 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Valkyrie - April 5, 2018 at 12:19 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 5, 2018 at 1:23 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 5, 2018 at 1:41 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 12:59 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 6, 2018 at 11:23 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Huggy Bear - April 6, 2018 at 11:54 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 6, 2018 at 12:10 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 1:46 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - March 30, 2018 at 4:39 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - March 30, 2018 at 6:37 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - March 31, 2018 at 12:44 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - March 31, 2018 at 5:24 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 1, 2018 at 9:44 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 1, 2018 at 10:08 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 1, 2018 at 10:12 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 1, 2018 at 10:20 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 1, 2018 at 10:30 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 1, 2018 at 11:27 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Drich - April 4, 2018 at 1:23 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 4, 2018 at 1:37 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 4, 2018 at 7:14 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Catholic_Lady - April 4, 2018 at 8:01 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Amarok - April 1, 2018 at 11:30 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - April 1, 2018 at 11:42 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by MysticKnight - April 1, 2018 at 11:47 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by possibletarian - April 2, 2018 at 10:38 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - April 4, 2018 at 1:47 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Lek - April 5, 2018 at 12:30 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by JackRussell - April 5, 2018 at 2:37 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Minimalist - April 6, 2018 at 1:15 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 11:03 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 6, 2018 at 12:08 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by JackRussell - April 6, 2018 at 3:16 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 7:47 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vulcanlogician - April 6, 2018 at 8:11 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 8:47 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 6, 2018 at 9:41 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 6, 2018 at 9:48 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 6, 2018 at 10:09 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by downbeatplumb - April 7, 2018 at 5:45 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 7, 2018 at 7:44 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 7, 2018 at 10:03 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vulcanlogician - April 6, 2018 at 3:37 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 6, 2018 at 3:39 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 7, 2018 at 3:46 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by LadyForCamus - April 6, 2018 at 8:36 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - April 6, 2018 at 11:53 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 7, 2018 at 9:57 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by The Grand Nudger - April 7, 2018 at 10:00 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by JackRussell - April 7, 2018 at 3:15 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vulcanlogician - April 7, 2018 at 4:00 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Succubus - April 7, 2018 at 4:42 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 10, 2018 at 8:27 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 11, 2018 at 8:56 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by JackRussell - April 7, 2018 at 4:02 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - April 10, 2018 at 10:12 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by JackRussell - April 11, 2018 at 9:03 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by He lives - April 11, 2018 at 11:46 pm
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by Jehanne - April 8, 2018 at 12:40 am
RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV! - by vorlon13 - April 12, 2018 at 12:09 am

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