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Lost Commandments
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RE: Lost Commandments
Thou shalt meeteth me in the stationery cupboard in ten minutes wearing that slinky little thong thou wore at the office party for my son's birthday. No, don't carveth that down, Brenda...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Lost Commandments - by Cyberman - August 17, 2018 at 1:53 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 17, 2018 at 4:07 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Little lunch - August 17, 2018 at 6:23 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 17, 2018 at 7:39 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by GUBU - August 17, 2018 at 1:07 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by purplepurpose - August 17, 2018 at 5:52 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by brewer - August 17, 2018 at 7:22 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by SaStrike - August 17, 2018 at 7:45 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Chad32 - August 17, 2018 at 8:14 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Brian37 - August 17, 2018 at 8:40 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2018 at 8:54 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2018 at 9:20 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Cyberman - August 17, 2018 at 9:02 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Cyberman - August 17, 2018 at 9:29 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by SaStrike - August 17, 2018 at 11:54 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by GUBU - August 17, 2018 at 11:58 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by downbeatplumb - August 17, 2018 at 12:03 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by Minimalist - August 17, 2018 at 1:22 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by Ravenshire - August 17, 2018 at 2:45 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by Minimalist - August 17, 2018 at 2:48 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by chimp3 - August 17, 2018 at 7:29 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by brewer - August 17, 2018 at 8:14 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by Cyberman - August 18, 2018 at 1:40 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Abaddon_ire - August 18, 2018 at 5:15 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by emjay - August 18, 2018 at 7:47 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Cyberman - August 18, 2018 at 7:58 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by emjay - August 18, 2018 at 8:13 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by brewer - August 18, 2018 at 8:33 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by The Valkyrie - August 19, 2018 at 3:55 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Cod - August 19, 2018 at 9:28 am

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