Thou shalt meeteth me in the stationery cupboard in ten minutes wearing that slinky little thong thou wore at the office party for my son's birthday. No, don't carveth that down, Brenda...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'