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Lost Commandments
#21
RE: Lost Commandments
Thou shalt not set loose pernicious winds from thy bowels lest you first cry out "Incoming"!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#22
RE: Lost Commandments
Thou shalt not leave a floater or a plug.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#23
RE: Lost Commandments
Thou shalt meeteth me in the stationery cupboard in ten minutes wearing that slinky little thong thou wore at the office party for my son's birthday. No, don't carveth that down, Brenda...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#24
RE: Lost Commandments
Thou shalt not use the word "like" as every second word in a single sentence.
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#25
RE: Lost Commandments
Thou shalt signeth uppeth to playeth Mafia, even if Thou ith a complete noobeth. Mafia is like Marmiteth; Thou willst either loveth or hateth it, but Thou shalt not knoweth until Thou tryeth.
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#26
RE: Lost Commandments
Hast thou a lithp?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#27
RE: Lost Commandments
(August 18, 2018 at 7:58 am)Cyberman Wrote: Hast thou a lithp?

I was not sureth if it was ith or ist, nowest I thinkest I am Wink
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#28
RE: Lost Commandments
Thou shalt not reprogram the stations to easy listening bitch.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#29
RE: Lost Commandments
Thou can run, but thou shalt only die tired.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#30
RE: Lost Commandments
Thou shalt not leaveth thy valuables unattended in Liverpool.
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