1. Elvis does not live in my basement.
2. I' ve never killed a Yak.
3. I've never been chased by cannibals through a delicatessen.
4. I can belch and fart simultaneously.
5. I once dated Halle Berry, in a vivid dream.
6. I am reasonably symmetrical, if you' re not looking too closely.
7. My mother said I was a smartass - and I thought it was a good thing - gee thanks, mom.
8. I' ve eaten fish on Friday. Tuna- on communion wafers with Mayo.
9. On any official paperwork, under " hair color", I always write " plaid".
10. Contrary to rumors, I am not an alien.
2. I' ve never killed a Yak.
3. I've never been chased by cannibals through a delicatessen.
4. I can belch and fart simultaneously.
5. I once dated Halle Berry, in a vivid dream.
6. I am reasonably symmetrical, if you' re not looking too closely.
7. My mother said I was a smartass - and I thought it was a good thing - gee thanks, mom.
8. I' ve eaten fish on Friday. Tuna- on communion wafers with Mayo.
9. On any official paperwork, under " hair color", I always write " plaid".
10. Contrary to rumors, I am not an alien.